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beyoncé: jay u still got kim kardonation’s number?
jay: yea why?
beyoncé: give it to me i have a favor to ask…her and kanye are vacationing in the same spot as azealia banks right now
jay: lord…ok
beyoncé: *dials kim* hey khloe it’s beyoncé
kim: oh my god bey! omg long time no talk! how are you? how’s blue? we need to catch up!! it’s been so long!!!
beyoncé: listen i have a favor to ask
kim: ok so if i do this you promise we’ll grab lunch when i’m back in LA?
beyoncé: of course! see you when you get back to new york! *hangs up*
kim: not new y-
*10 minutes later* kim and kanye:

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March 24, 2017

Now wait a minuq

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February 28, 2017

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

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February 27, 2017

marquisdesad:

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

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January 31, 2017

yeahiwasintheshit:

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

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January 7, 2017

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December 25, 2016

madein-losangeles:

iamaaronjames:
readmyquiet:
dddollz:
uncle-tomfoolery:
greeneyes-anddimples:
betterthankanyebitch:
beyoncefashionstyle:
Beyoncé - Jealous / Blow (transition)
i want to remember this forever
I honestly was a corpse at that point. Jealous is my favorite song on that album.
my favorite moment of all time
Godly
Still unbelievable. 😩😍😍😍
Can Never Forget!!!
She knew that shit was lit that’s why she said “uh huh” when the crowd started to scream.

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December 6, 2016

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November 22, 2016

jervae:

debonairgotjuice:
theefaultinmyblog:
this is the dopest thing I’ve ever seen
Never NOT reblog
Murderous